Well, I certainly wasn't the one to put your name there. Clearly someone thinks you did something to warrant being on it!

Can you think of anyone you've angered? And if not, anyone who might be petty enough to consider putting your name out there for the entire organization to see? Surely you must know someone who would consider doing such a thing - someone who might get rather disproportionately angry at you for perceived slights. Think for a moment.

[C'mon, Emmy, c'monnnn...he can't give names here, but...]