Unfortunately, actual blades are out of the question, as far as this place is concerned, but I'm sure we can find something suitable; improvised weapons seems to be a running theme among you lot as it is.

[He's quiet for a moment after that, however; it's...one of those topics he doesn't bring up much, but...]

Your beloved Professor was rather good with them, at any rate; I imagine you've been holding up well enough since his departure?