Entry tags:
Voicemail/IC Contact
"If you're trying to sell me something - goods, eggs, some magnificent new hair product, political candidates - then I'm not interested; hang up now before you waste your time with a pitch. If it's an absolute emergency, then chances are high that either I also won't know what to do with it, or I won't get there before you bleed out, so for the love of God seek out a professional.
All other business can be stated after the tone; do leave your name, at least, so I know whom I'm speaking to."
[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]