Jean Descole (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
scientificflair) wrote2012-03-30 05:33 pm
scientificflair) wrote2012-03-30 05:33 pm
003. Audio/also one other thing
[AUDIO]
[Well, the last month has seen Cobra attacking a bunch of children in the name of...taking over the world or something (and apparently plotting something else, if his last post over the Rocket frequency is any indication), one of the new scientists attempting to vivisect a Voltorb and threatening to blow up the lab in the process, Gorthan being a goddamn alien, and some member of the organization apparently losing his mind and going on an anonymous rampage the likes of which are rarely seen outside of...I don't know, 4chan.
Between all of this, March has pretty much confirmed to Descole that he is the only sane man in Team Rocket, and come the full moon he won't be surprised if everyone else in the base mutates into something horrific and develops an unholy craving for chicken hearts.
Today, he's trying to get his mind off of it; he's not exactly in the mood to put on much of a performance for the camera, so you can have an audio post instead today, Johto. His tone is clipped and a bit annoyed; this is due to the fact that he's had this damn...egg-thing for over a month now and he's trying to resist the urge to punt it across the room, but no one really needs to know that right now.]
For those creatures that are supposed to evolve through...I don't know, friendship or happiness or whatever you feel like calling it - how can you tell if these things even like you, much less are close to evolving?
[PRIVATE TEXT TO EMMY ALTAVA]
I see your "friend" struck a second time.
We need to talk. Are you in town?
[Well, the last month has seen Cobra attacking a bunch of children in the name of...taking over the world or something (and apparently plotting something else, if his last post over the Rocket frequency is any indication), one of the new scientists attempting to vivisect a Voltorb and threatening to blow up the lab in the process, Gorthan being a goddamn alien, and some member of the organization apparently losing his mind and going on an anonymous rampage the likes of which are rarely seen outside of...I don't know, 4chan.
Between all of this, March has pretty much confirmed to Descole that he is the only sane man in Team Rocket, and come the full moon he won't be surprised if everyone else in the base mutates into something horrific and develops an unholy craving for chicken hearts.
Today, he's trying to get his mind off of it; he's not exactly in the mood to put on much of a performance for the camera, so you can have an audio post instead today, Johto. His tone is clipped and a bit annoyed; this is due to the fact that he's had this damn...egg-thing for over a month now and he's trying to resist the urge to punt it across the room, but no one really needs to know that right now.]
For those creatures that are supposed to evolve through...I don't know, friendship or happiness or whatever you feel like calling it - how can you tell if these things even like you, much less are close to evolving?
[PRIVATE TEXT TO EMMY ALTAVA]
I see your "friend" struck a second time.
We need to talk. Are you in town?
[audio]
I'm fourteen, and at least I can get my own Pokemon to like me!
[Although judging where this conversation is going, he might as well be seven.]
[audio]
Fourteen? And if it's possible to be off by half, what does this say about your behavior, boy...
[...Descole, you're the one having a NO U fight with a child
you are over thirty
stop it]
Re: [audio]
There's nothing wrong with my behavior! You're the one who started this argument!
[audio]
I'm fairly sure you're mistaken.
[...nope never mind this was totally caused by your being immature, he just joined you.]
[audio]
[audio]
You're the one that started with the insults.
[audio]
I-I did not!
[audio]
Really now.
[audio]