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"If you're trying to sell me something - goods, eggs, some magnificent new hair product, political candidates - then I'm not interested; hang up now before you waste your time with a pitch. If it's an absolute emergency, then chances are high that either I also won't know what to do with it, or I won't get there before you bleed out, so for the love of God seek out a professional.

All other business can be stated after the tone; do leave your name, at least, so I know whom I'm speaking to."

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[...honey.]

I...see.

Well, perhaps she'll return eventually; either way, there's not much to be done about it now.

No, no, you're right. There really isn't anything that can be done now, is there? Well, she had better return here...!

[But he doesn't seem as angry anymore.]

...Right, well, I'll get to work to earn enough money and I'll see you in Saffron in-- ten days was it?

About that, yes. I'll contact you before I leave town and give you a more exact date, if that suits you.

Until then, however, I'm looking forward to it.

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